Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country, to which he retreated for several weeks of the year.
Each summer, the lawyer would invite a different friend of his (no, tha...
What do Jeffery Dahmer and the Chicago Bears have in common?
???? They both have refigerators that stink!!!!! What are his[PeeWee's] favorite soft drinks?...
Did you hear about the test that they ran on women?
They wanted to see how fast they could go. Well they can only go 68, because they blow a rod when they hit 69!...
picture Rodney D. saying this) Fat!! My wife's so fat she doesn't even complain if you leave the toilet seat up!
I tell ya... my wife's so fat, she has to have help using the bathroom. After she fini...
If Olive Oil comes from pressing olives, and coconut oil comes from pressing coconuts, where does baby oil come from?
Angry bus patrons in the Midlands of England complained to bus company official...
You know, i's really not too nice to joke about Pee-Wee Herman now that he died.
..he had a massive stroke! Actually, Pee-Wee didn't die after all....
I was recently shown a poster that seems fitting after last sundays Green Bay Packer game.
It reads "Will the woman who left her 11 children at Lambeau Field please come pick them up....
YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF.... You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else....
What do you call a 12 year old virgin in Tennessee?
-- A girl who can out run her brother. How can you tell a redneck family?...

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