Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Why are men luckier than cucumber?
William Safire's Rules for Writers ---------------------------------- 1.
Remember to never split an infinitive. 2. The passive voice should never be used....
The Chief Executive Officer determined that certain policies must be changed.
So he decreed new rules....
THE SHIT LIST Ghost Shit -- You know you've shit.
There's shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the toilet....
Ladys and Gentlemen: I stand before and sit behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about.
Thier will be a meeting tommorrow morning, right after lunch To decide what colo...
OK; here's the Sorority Girl joke list. 1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer." 2. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear? A: To keep her ankle...
There once was a Jewish mother, whose son came home one day and announced to his mother that he was marrying a Christian and would become a Christian and no longer be a Jew.
His Mom was horrified a...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum it could be done!
COmplete NORM Sayings from CHEERS. In chronological orde
No Help Wanted: Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?...

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