Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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When they took Jeff away, he begged police, "Have a heart!
Jeff's favorite candy bar is Buttered Fingers. Jeff the Chef won a three-legged race at the fair....
A lot of times, Jeff's neighbors get mad and go off half- cocked.
Jeff's favorite expression? "Eat your heart out!...
The last thing one of Jeff's neighbors said after a figh
"Okay, ya don't have to bite my head off!" Pee Wee Herman and Jeff the Chef have a favorite dish in common....
Jeff's favorite option on a car? Tilt wheel. Why?
More headroom! What does Jeff call a 10 car pileup?...
Why is Jeff the butt of so many jokes? Because you are what you eat!
Jeff's favorite tropical blender drink is a Penis Colada....
Jeff's favorite antacid? Rec-Tums! Sometimes Jeff has to flip a coin to decide what to eat.
..heads or tails. Jeff's favorite frozen dessert is Eyes Cream!...
Jeff's favorite toast at a party..."Bottoms Up!" What do Wisconsin and New Jersey have in common?
Hack'n'Sack! Jeff's favorite vacation spot? Hungary!...
Jeff's last job? In a bodyshop. Jeff originated the idea of "Hands Across America.
Jeff's favorite part of a hockey game...the face off....
When Jeff gets sick of something, he throws up his hands.
Jeff's third favorite sandwich? Cold Cuts! Jeff's favorite store? Footlocker!...
Jeff has a kid -- he's spoiled rotten! Every time Jeff breaks up with a guy, the guy goes all to pieces!
Jeff's favorite brand of clothing? Dis-Members only....

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