Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: What is the definition of 'gross'? A: Eating a hot dog and finding out it has veins.
Q: Why does a dog lick its balls? A: Because he knows that in a minute he's going to lick your face.
One day the Pope became very sick. All the cardinals are very concerned since he looked like he would not last long.
They called in a number of doctors and none of them could help. Finally, they cal...
Three guys, an Italian, a Jew and a Polack, just died and were being judged as to their worthiness of entering the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter said that they were all equally bad, so the ones that prove...
Little Mary went to sleep, With one of little Mary's sheep, The sheep turned out to be a ram, Mary had a little lamb.
Chinese Population Explosion," by Wefuckem Yung
A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly tossed cookies all over himself and the floor.
The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome...
The owner of a travelling circus was down on his luck and close to bank- ruptcy, when he decided that the only way to increase attendance was to find a great act that couldn't be topped.
Since his l...
Q: What's the difference between an anorexic hooker and a counterfeit bill?
A: One's a phoney buck - the other is a bony fuck....
Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? A
Answering the iron. Q: How did she burn the other side? A: They called back....

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