Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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This fellow's wife was very flat chested. He came home from work one day and to his utter amazement, there was his wife with a pair of 44" breasts.
He said, "My gosh, Martha, what happened?" She sai...
There's a new sitcom directed especially at gays. It's called: "Leave It, It's Beave
Q: What does a young Indian do if he has no date to take to the war party? A: Beat his tom-tom.
Q: How many WASP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two - one to call an electrician while the other mixes martinis....
Two old Jewish men were sitting on a park bench when an attractive woman jogger trotted by.
Oyvey! Would I like to screw her," said the first old man....
There was a Pole who was stranded at sea. He saw a bottle floating and picked it up.
When he opened it, a Genie popped out, "I have been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years!...
Q: What drove Helen Keller insane? A: She tried to read a stucco wall.
Q: How do you save a drowning baby? A: Take your foot off his head.
A lawyer, doctor and priest were on an airplane over the ocean.
The plane went down and the only survivors were those three....
There once was a minister who found that he had grown away from his congrega- tion.
So, in an attempt to come closer to his parishioners, he decided to visit each of them personally....

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