Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: How many Teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Fifteen; you got a problem with that? Q: When will I have light?...
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None of your fucking business.
A girl went to her doctor and asked, "Doctor, is it possible to get pregnant through anal intercourse?
The doctor replied, "Yes, my dear, where do you think lawyers come from?...
Did you hear about Hellen Keller? She fell down a well and broke three fin- gers yelling for help.
The three biggest lies Mexican men tell: Yo mando aqui!
= I'm the boss in this house. Horita bengo....
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his ass? A: A dart.
A guy opened up a new bar, but he couldn't think of a name for it, so one of his friends suggested that he name the bar after the first lady to walk in.
Good idea," replied the proud owner. Late...
Q: What's worse than a guitar string breaking in the middle of a tune?
A: Having an organ go flat on you in the middle of a piece....
One day, a man from Tennessee was pulled over for speeding.
While the officer was writing a citation, he noticed the makings of a moonshine still in the back seat....
Kid: "Mommy, mommy, I don't want hamburgers!" Mommy
Shut up and put your hand back in the meat grinder!...

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