Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: What is the definition of gross? A: Two siamese twins connected by the mouth and one throwing up.
A teacher was testing her class's ability to taste by giving them life- savers.
First, she gave them all red ones and their hands went up, "Cherry!...
The night was dark, The sky was blue, Down the alley the turd wagon flew!
A bump was hit, a scream was heard, A man was killed by a flying turd!...
Q: How can a real man tell when his girl friend is having an orgasm? A: Real men don't care.
Q: Why is being in the service like getting a blow job?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel....
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing panty hose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
Q: Whats the function of a woman? A: Life-support system for a pussy.
Hole in the Mattress," by Mr. Completely.
Once upon a time, a woman complained to her doctor that she and her husband never had sex anymore.
One day, a teacher was testing the students' intelligence.
Okay class, I have something behind my back which is rectangular, small and black....

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