Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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The newfie went to the zoo to feed the monkies. He threw a monkey a peanut.
The monkey picked up the peanut, stuck it in his ass, pulled it out, and ate it....
Tarzan was swinging through the jungle. He swooped down into a clearing and where a beautiful girl was standing.
Me Tarzan! Who you?" he grunted. "Jane," the beautiful girl cooed. "What whole name?...
Not long after his marriage, Ernie Junior and his father, Dirty Ernie senior, met for lunch.
Well son," asked Ernie senior, "How is married life treating you?...
Stopping at the first house on his famous ride, Paul Revere cried, "Is your husband home?
Yes!" replied the woman. "Then tell him to get dressed so he can fight the British!...
Did you hear about the aggie that was fired from the M&M factory? He kept throwing out the W's ...
A little girl comes walking out of the bathroom and saw her mother making a cake.
She said, "Mommy, can I lick the bowl?" Her mother replied, "Can't you just flush it like everyone else?...
JOKEBOOK #3
Q: Why are women like landfills? A: Because it's a great place for a guy to dump his load.
Q: What's the difference between a whale and an Italian grandmother?
A: Ten pounds and a black dress....
Q: Why should you stick a baby in a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the expression on its face....

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