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The teacher was somewhat embarrassed and said, "Johnny! Don't ever talk like that again!
To which Johnny replied, "Gee teacher, it was only a pencil. BUT--that shows you were thinking!
An elderly couple were sitting on a park bench. The old man turns to the woman an asks if she will marry him.
What will we do for money to live on?" she asked.
I have lots of real estate holdings. They will generate all the money we need for the rest of our life," replied the old man.
Where will we live?" she then asked.
I have a huge house," he replied. "There is enough room in it for our children and our grandchildren.
We can be happy there till we die....
Well, what about sex?" she asked.
Infrequently," he replied.
Is that one word or two?" she asked.
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