Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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a lawyer and another man are standing on the street when a very attractive women walks past strutting her stuff.
The young man says "man I'd like to really screw her!" theres a pause and the lawye...
why don't lawyer's wifes get AIDS? They marry assholes, they don't screw them!!!
Why can't lawyers take a bath ... oil and water don't mix.
What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri? Run over a lawyer.
During the early 1970's, who led the American League in home runs?
Answer: Hank Arro...
During that same period, who led in RBI's? Answer: Hank Arro
During that same period, who had the most balls in the face? Answer: Liberace!
What is a good example of a "perfect marriage"? A lawyer and a proctologist.
A bridge collapsed near Oklahoma City in May when a 24-year-old truck driver failed to heed the sign warning of a 5-ton weight limit.
He was carrying more than 41 tons of gravel....
Robert Haag, 33, of Arizona was charged in January with attempting to steal a 27-ton, car-sized meteorite from Chaco province in Argentina and to smuggle it out of the country.

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