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MEDICAL TERMS FOR THE LAYMAN, KENTUCKY STYLE Artery.
.................. The study of fine pictures. Barium....
Q: Did you hear that Ronald McDonald was arrested? A
He tried to stick his big mac in Wendy's hot and juicy....
A polish guy walked into a store and said to the clerk, "I would like to buy a pound of kielbasa.
You must be polish," the clerk replied....
A police man pulls over a jewish man driving on the freeway and said "Mister, did you know your wife fell out of the car half a mile back?
The jewish man said, "Thank god, for a moment there, I tho...
Q: How many fraternity guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Frat guys don't screw in lightbulbs - they screw in pools of their own vomit....
Q: What's the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo?
A: In a straight rodeo they yell, "Ride that sucker!...
Q: What is long and pink and drags the ocean floor? A: Moby's dick.
I know a guy so dumb, he thinks 'innuendo' is an Italian suppository.
Q: Why did the possum cross the road? A: I don't know, haven't seen one make it yet.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To prove to the possum that it could be done....
If Saddam Hussien were to pull out of Kuwait right now, it would be an example of Kuwaitus Interruptus.
He would still be put in jail for Saddamizing Kuwait....

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