Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: How do we know that a greek designed the female body?
A: Who else would put the snack bar right next to the shit house?...
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?
A: You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline....
You know you're a redneck if: Your Truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
Your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs....
Q. Whats the -height- of nerve? A. Shitting on someone's doorstep, then ringing the bell and asking for toilet paper.
There was a pod of whales in the water. One whale spotted a boat.
He said to his buddy, "That's the boat that killed Moby Dick!...
Q. How do you circumsize a whale? A. Send down four skindivers.
A: What is the difference between Ted Kennedy and the Iraqi elite Republican Guard?
A: Ted Kennedy killed an American....
Speaking of Dan Quayle, did you hear about the tragedy in Washington the other day?
There was a power failure and poor VP Quayle was stuck on an escalator for over two hours....
Regarding the abortion controversy, someone once asked Quayle his opinion of Rowe vs.
Wade. He replied that it depended on how deep the water was....
There once was a man who had a very well developed liking for beans (green beans, wax beans, kidney beans, limas - it didn't matter which, he liked them all).
He would go out of his way to get a goo...

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