Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Sex is better than logic but I can't prove it.
Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.
Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the cupboard, To get her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over, Rover drove her, Because Rover had a bone of his own!...
Bigamy is one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.
Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery. Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Two inhabitants of hell were taking a walk when a frigid breeze blew by.
Then a storm dumped several inches of snow. The men looked around in amaze- ment....
A pair of martians landed on a country road on Earth in the middle of the night.
Where are we?" one martian asked....
Oh, what a lovely cow!" exclaimed the young woman from the city.
But why doesn't it have any horns?" "There are many reasons," said the farmer....
Dirty Ernie was sitting in school, in Oklahoma, on a reservation.
It was the last day of school....

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