Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: What's he smartest kind of bee? A: A spelling bee.
Q: What kind of bugs live on the moon? A: Luna ticks.
The sign in front of a New Hampshire church proclaimed, "If you're tired of sin, come in.
Underneath it someone had scrawled in lipstick, "If you're not, call Marie at 624-8971....
Two rich young women, Tina and Buffy, were watching a TV show about the French Revolution.
Q: Why is the gun on welfare? A: It got fired.
Q: Where do young cows eat? A: At the Calf-eteria.
Q: Where do cows go after they get married? A: On a honey-moo.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide.
A bum walked into a bar and sat down next to a drunk who was studying some- thing in his hand.
The bum leaned closer as the drunk held the object up to the light....
She was so fat and ugly that she got on the scale and a card came out reading, "One at a time!

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