Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things.
Duty then is the sublimest word in the English language.
You should do your duty in all things....
We will occasionally use this arrow notation unless there is danger of no confusion.
-- Ronald Graham, "Rudiments of Ramsey Theory...
Over the past ten years, for the first time, intelligence had become socially correct for girls.
In the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, it's often useful to have a nice, solid piece of wood in your hands.
-- Ian Faith, manager of Spinal Tap...
All obvious theorems are true. -- Pommersheim's Principle All true theorems are obvious.
-- Keane's Kriterio...
Ya gotta feel sorry for all them convicts in New Hampshire, stampin' out license plates that say "Live free or Die.
-- ???...
I'm a clown. That's my sole mechanism of defense. Very few people will go out of their way to punish a clown.
-- ???...

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