Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

Home › Short Jokes › Miscellaneous Jokes

God finally decided to take Satan to court, to settle their differences once and for all.
Upon hearing this, Satan laughed, and said, "Where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
The dean of Engineering had once walked into a class, and said "Good Morning.
The whole class chorused "Good Morning". "Hi, you are freshmen aren't you?...
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe
All my life I said I wanted to be someone...I can see now that I should have been more specific....
Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward" -Bill Davidse
The world is filled with fools. They blindly follow their so-called 'reason' in the face of the church and common sense.
Any fool can see that the world is flat!" - ano...
Women and cats do as they dammed well please. Men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
.." Alan Holbrook...
I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk....
A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish as he waits for a tug on the line.
Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit." Then of course, there's the w...
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." -- Sigmund Freud

< previous

94

95
96
97
98
99
100
101
102
103
315
next >