Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Life's a bitch, and life's got lots of sisters." -- Ross Presser ======================================================================== All men dream
but not equally. Those who...
Always do what you are afraid to do. Emerso
It's said that 'power corrupts', but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible.
The sane are usually attracted by other things than power. When they do a...
Hankerin' for trouble, eh? Well I would like--" [aside] "I would like?
I would like a trip to Europe!" "--I would like.....
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
Go! And never darken my towels again!" --Groucho Marx, "Duck Soup".
Oh, I know it's a penny here and a penny there, but look at me.
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty....
The shortest distance between two points is through Hell." --Brian Clark
There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term memory, and I forget the third.
-Timothy Leary...
I'm a great housekeeper. I get devorced. I keep the house". -- Zsa Zsa Gabo

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