Miscellaneous Jokes

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There was this couple and the man was asked where was the wierdest place they ever made "whoopie".
And with confidence, the woman responds: "Got to be in the butt, Bob." And another sectio...
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: <smash the lightbulb> ============= OK, try again....
What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas? - Cancer.
Jimmy Swaggart telephoned Jim Bakker: Swaggart: "I have a theological questio
can a prostitute be saved? Bakker: "Yes." Swagga...
Frank reid@gold.bacs.indiana.edu "InDiana - where Prince Charles spent his honeymoon.
Did you here about the new tractor Reagan designed for farmers?
It has no seat or steering wheel. It's meant for the farmer that lost his ass and doesn't know which direction he's going....
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred.
So, he borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture....
Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?
someone asked. "Not too bad", said Diogenes. "I still have my lantern....
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and his older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life.
The ol...
From an article in The (Toronto) Globe and Mail: Mr.
Jones related an incident from "some time back" when IBM Canada Ltd....

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