Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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An American General, a Russian General and a British General are standing on the deck of a ship watching war exercises (OK, OK, so this is an *old* one.
.). The topic of discussion turns to human cou...
And who says our educational system is in dire straits?
I submit these compilations as testimony to the debate, taken from children, newspapers, and teache...
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and his older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life.
The ol...
From an article in The (Toronto) Globe and Mail: Mr.
Jones related an incident from "some time back" when IBM Canada Ltd....
Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a Nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.
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SCENE: It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter.
Along comes a fox, out for a walk. FOX: "What are...
A true story... There is this very large lovable dog who is named "U2" because he is always flying over the fence like a rocket.
A lady was showing a couple around her garage sale, when U2 jum...
> From Shelley Berman's hilarious book : "Up in the Ai
Q. When is it much better to be a women than a men ?
A. When you are in the lavatory and the plane hits turbulences....
My favourite two campus practical jokes: 1. Arrange the light switches in a lavatory and an adjacent room so that flipping one switch also flips the other.
Consider the resultant scene (visible...

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