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Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in the most dictionaries? -- Scott Karli
Yup they're gonna open some 300 Pizza huts back in the ole USSR.
I can just see the promotion campaigns: With each pizza get a free glass from our "Heroes of the Revolution" collection....
In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.
Ninety-seven percent responded that they did. Henry Ca...
From the Detroit News, June 8, 1988 Dateline: Santa Ana, California.
A man was fined $...
This is a joke told by Dave Allen on one of his shows (British program 'Dave Allen at Large').
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut through a graveyard....
My friend and I were in a record store to buy a 45-speed record of his favorite song.
After he located it, he realized that he forgot his wallet....
And now... the saga continues...) A city boy went duck hunting in the country one day.
While hunting he shot a duck which fell on the property of a farmer....
Here's one I wish I'd written: A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier.
"Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims....
Ever wonder where baby oil comes from???
Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev and Foreign Secretary Eduard Shevardnadze met on the eve of the recent super-power summit.
"What can we do to impress the Americans?" Gorbachev asked Shevardnadz...

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