Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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The IBM salesman and the IBM system analyst went to spend a weekend in the forest, hunting bear.
They hired a log cabin, and when they got there, took their backpacks off and put them inside....
A distinguished-looking man entered a Geneva bank and inquired about taking out a loan for 1000 Swiss francs.
"What security can you offer?" the banker asked. "My Rolls-Royce is parked ou...
What's the difference between a toy poodle humping your leg and a Pit Bull humping your leg?
...The Pit Bull gets to finish! -ke...
The report that important decisions in the White House were based on astrological advice is most disturbing.
The results could undermine faith in astrology." Letter to the Editor ...
As told by Peter Ludwig of Austria at the National Cave Rescue Commission Cave Rescue Training Semina
How do you tell an Optimist from a Pessimist? An optimist feels that in 20 years a pair of...
For years people have been predicting that Usenet will collapse.
Like the ancient Roman civilization, there will be indicators of this impending collapse, when it nears....
This fella catches a leprechaun. (I'm sure you all know the standard beginning of leprechaun stories.
We'll skip this part...) ...so finally the leprechaun says, "Aye, ye shall have yar wish....
just hot off Werner's wire-service ...) Mr. Reagan visited Dukakis headquarters yesterday, offering to work for his election campaign.
"No, Mr. President, I am the Democratic candida...
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N: Gurl abg bayl fgbc ba n qvzr, gurl cvpx vg hc....
A lawyer and an engineer <or some other honest profession membe
) > were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawer said "I am here because my house burned down and everything I owned was burned....

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