Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: What's Billy Jean King's latest advertising sponsor? A: Strap on Tools of America
Q: What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? A: Getting fingered by Captain Hook
Q: What's old, wrinkled and smells like Ginger? A: Fred Astair's face
Q: What's green, and smells like pork? A: Kermit's finge
Q: What do Billy Graham and the Houston Oilers have in common?
A: They both can fill up the Astrodome, and in fifteen minutes, they both can have the crowd yelling Jesus Christ!...
Q: What was John Lennon's last hit? A: The pavement.
Q: What was Gary Hart's biggest mistake??? A: Not having Ted Kennedy drive Donna Rice home!
Q: How did Capt. Hook die? A: Jock itch!
Q: What is the definition of "Endless Love"? A: Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis!
Q: What's the difference between Dan Quayle and Jane Fonda? A: Fonda spent more time in 'Nam.

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