Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: How can you spot Dolly Pardon's children in a crowd?
A: They're the ones with the stretch marks on their lips....
Q: How do you know when you're being mooned by Ronald McDonald?
A: He's the one with the sesame seed buns....
Q: What would Grace Kelly be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the top of her coffin.
Q: What did Abraham Lincoln said the morning after his wildest party? A: "I freed the what?
Q: Did you see Roman Polanski's new movie? A: Close Encounters With The Third Grade.
Q: Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: "t'da dump, t'da dump, t'da dump dump dump.
Q: What's big, savage, and goes "shhhhhhhhhhhhh". A: Conan the Librarian.
Q: How many McDonalds employees does it take to change a light bulb? A: "No habla Ingle
Q: How many surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: "Why don't you just let us remove the entire socket - you don't need it, and it'll just give you trouble later....
Q: How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three...

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