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Q: How many valley girls does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to open the diet Pepsi, the 2nd to call daddy....
Q: How many Jewish mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Oy Vey, my son doesn't love me, he has me living in the dark....
Q: How many Southern Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eleven. One to change the bulb, 5 to share the experience, and five to file the environmental impact statement....
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to change the bulb, and one to kill him and take the credit....
Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
Q: How many Computer Programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Sorry, that's a hardware problem....
Q: How many Computer hardware tech's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Gotta be a software problem. A: Gee, I never saw this model before....
Q: How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to really want to change....
Q: How many White House staffers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They like to keep Ronnie in the dark....
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "None of your %@$!^# business!

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