Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: Why is Billy Jean King so good at tennis? A: Because she swings both ways.
Q: What's worse than grease on Olivia Newton-John? A: "Come on Eileen.
Q: Who is Billy Jean King's latest sponsor? A: "Snap-On Tools of America.
Q: Did you hear that Princess Grace was on the radio?
A: ...And on the dash board, the steering wheel, etc....
Q: What did Princess Grace have that Natalie Wood could have used? A: A good stroke.
Q: What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? A: Popeye almost killed him.
Q: What part of Popeye doesn't rust? A: The part he dips in Olive Oyl.
Q: What do you have when you have a green ball in each hand? A: Kermit's undivided attention!
Q: Which is better, Dolly Pardon's bra or Princess Di's douchebag?
A: The latter: A royal flush always beats a pair....
Q: How come Dolly Pardon has such small feet? A: Things don't grow well in the shade.

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