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A new study says teacher-education programs need to be improved.
For instance, can't they be trained to attract better quality students?...
Hospitals are advertising more. But we're still waiting for one to offer a cheap weekend get-away rate.
We need some morality in our foreign policy," says Rosalynn Carter.
Maybe, but why be different from every other country?...
Our guess on why hospitals are advertising more: They figure we'll see so much of it that it'll make us sick.
Judith Resnik, a shuttle crew member, is a classical pianist and enjoys bicycling.
If Discovery ever has to be pedaled home, the crew is in luck....
The Postal Service wants to raise the cost of a stamp to 23 cents.
Are we heading for a time when muggers say, "Your life or your stamps"?...
Before long we won't need stamps. We'll be able just to paste a dollar in the corner of each envelope.
Gerry Ferraro says voters face a "stark choice" in November.
Right. Stay home and be apathetic or go to the polls and be reluctant....
John Paul II will visit Canada this month. Why not have a pro hockey goalie from there accompany him?
Think what a draw it would be to have the pope and the goalie host....
The average Chinese dwelling, it's reported, contains just 50 square meters of floorspace for five or more people.
Sounds like an effective means of birth control....

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