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While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom.
They put it in _exactly_ the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said...
When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins.
Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. -- Stephen Wrigh...
When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
I had a friend who was a clown... when he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
.. -- Stephen Wrigh...
I spilled Spot Remover on my dog... Now he's gone. -- Stephen Wrigh
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body only 2" taller. -- Stephen Wrigh
I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age. -- Stephen Wrigh
I woke up this morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called information.
She said they were behind the couch. She was right. -- Stephen Wrigh...
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before. -- Stephen Wrigh...
Sponges grow in the ocean... that *kills* me. I wonder how much deeper they'd be if that didn't happen.
-- Stephen Wrigh...

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