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If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses. -- Stephen Wrigh
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
.. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out... -- Stephen Wrigh...
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing.
.. -- Stephen Wrigh...
I have a switch in my apartment... it doesn't do anything.
... Every once in a while, I turn it on and off.......
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
-- Stephen Wrigh...
I invented the cordless extension cord -- Stephen Wrigh
I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'.
There was another sign below it that said 'self service'....
A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, 'Why were you going so fast?
' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator....
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
-- Stephen Wrigh...

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