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After Completion. Success in small matters. Perseverance furthers.
At the beginning good fortune, At the end disorder....
After considerable research, the present administration has discovered that unemployment isn't working.
After death the doctor. -- George Herbert (1593-1633) -- Jacula Prudentum
After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?
After exhausting all other possibilities, Americans can be counted upon to do what is right.
-- Sir Winston Churchill...
After fifteen minutes, I wanted to marry her, and after thirty minutes I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.
-- Woody Allen, "Take the Money and Ru...
After fish, milk do not wish. -- Benjamin Frankli
After God created man, he atoned by creating beer.
After God created woman he atoned by creating beer.

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