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A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are today.
A friend is something you earn.
A friend loves at all times, and a brother is born for adversity -- Proverbs 17:17
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of Nature.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882), "Friendship...
A friend of a friend was horrified to find out, at the age of twenty-five, that his life line was extremely short.
When he tried to lengthen it (with his trusty Victorinox) he bled to death....
A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it.
-- Emo Phillip...
A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go.
You'll just be walking down the street, and...ooooohhhhhh, that's much better....
A friend of mine is taking a sign language course. We were sitting around with some other friends the other night and someone asked her "Why are you taking sign language?
My dead-pan answer: "It'...
A friend of mine made some very light and exceedingly dry white wine.
He invited me to taste it, and it not only lacked color and body, but taste....
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here." -- Steven Wrigh...

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