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A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women- all at the same time.
It was a lovely funeral....
A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission.
Repeated requests for repair brought only promise...
A friend of mine won't get a divorce, because he hates lawyers more than he hates his wife.
A friend's beer is a good beer. -- Women vs. Bee
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
-- John D. Rockefeller, Jr....
A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- How shall I woo?...
A friend should bear his friend's infirmities, But Brutus makes mine greater than they are.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act iv, Sc. 3...
A friend to everybody is a friend to nobody.
A friend told me to shoot first and ask questions later.
I was going to ask him why, but I had to shoot him. -- John Wayne on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-I...

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