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A friend was at a mutual friend's sister's house, and when she went out for beer, he changed her answering machine message.
In a loud, deep, gravelly, horror-film voice he recorded:) Hi, this i...
A friend will let you hold the ladder while he goes up on the roof to install your new TV antenna, which is the biggest son of a bitch you ever saw.
A friend will refrain from telling you he picked up the same amount of life insurance coverage you did for the half the price and his is non-cancelable.
A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
A frigid beer is a good beer.
After 21 years they can't kill the Doctor now!
After 40 its patch, patch, patch
After a certain number of years, our faces become our biographies.
After adding two weeks to the schedule for unexpected delays, add two more for the unexpected, unexpected delays.
After a few boring years, socially meaningful rock 'n' roll died out.
It was replaced by disco, which offers no guidance to any form of life more advanced than the lichen family....

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