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After an employee has spent his 13 hours of labor in the office, he should spend the remaining time reading the Bible and other good books.
-- Work Rule...
After an existence of nearly twenty years of almost innocuous desuetude these laws are brought forth.
-- Grover Cleveland (1837-1908) -- Message, March 1, 1886...
After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.
-- Mallery's Engineering Truism...
After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a damn.
After a power outage:) Hi, this is Ralph. The good news is that my power is back on.
The bad news for you is, so is my answering machine....
After a raise in salary you will have less money at the end of each month than you had before.
-- Dr. R. F. Gumperso...
After a snowstorm, everybody's lawn looks the same.
After assembly of an instrument, extra parts will be found on the workbench.
-- Klipstein's Tenth Law of Productio...
After a storm comes a calm. -- Mathew Henry (1662-1714) -- Commentaries, Acts ix
After a time, you may find that 'having' is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as 'wanting.
' It is not logical, but it is often true. -- Spock, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7....

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