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After a while he realizes that she is beautiful - he just hadn't noticed it at first.
-- Lazarus Long...
After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.
-- Larry Brow...
After Bart has been beat up by the bully, his family walks by and Lisa puts a cupcake on his forehead .
.. Bully: "Hey! They even have food at this thing! Here's one for the road ..." -- "Bart the G...
After being asked by a waitress if he wanted his pizza cut into four slices or eigh
Better make it four. I don't think I can eat eight pieces." -- Yogi Berra...
After being turned down by numerous publishers, he decided to write for posterity. -- George Ade
After [Benjamin] Franklin came a herd of Electrical Pioneers whose names have become part of our electrical terminology
Myron Volt, Mary Louise Amp, James Watt, Bob Transformer, etc. These pionee...
afterburp (ah-ftur-berp) n.
After checking my original notes, it appears that I spent most of last class lying to you.
You may not find that surprising. I will now attempt to correct any misinformation that resulted....
After Clinton, *everyone* looks qualified to be President!

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