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After large expenditures of federal, state, and county fund
after much confusion generated by detours and road block...
After learning the tricks of the trade, many of us think we know the trade.
After living in New York, you trust nobody, but you believe everything. Just in case.
After lovemaking, a German woman is practical. She will say, "Ach, dat vas goot!
A French woman is solicitous. She will say, "Ah, mon cheri, did I please you?...
Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
After many years of study, scientists have determined that dogs bark just for the hell of it.
-- Smithsonia...
After-math [n], The period following algebra.
After meat comes mustard; or, like money to a starving man at sea, when there are no victuals to be bought with it.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. viii...
After Midnight, We're Gonna Let It All Hang Dow
After Mike walked out, she decided to give up Men and raise chickens.
Chickens didn't stay out all night, or come home drunk, or sleep with your best girlfriend....

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