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After Goliath's defeat, giants ceased to command respect. -- Freeman Dyso
lt; After Gorman says, "Hicks, meet me at the south lock.
We're coming in." > [sarcastically] "He's coming in. I feel safer already." -- Hudson, "Alie...
After half a day in a beauty salon, she still hasn't been worked on -- they're still busy giving her an estimate.
After he routed Pharnaces Ponticus at the first assault, he wrote thus to his friend
I came, I saw, I conquered." -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Caesa...
After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from Heaven.
AFTER HOLIDAY SALE: '92 TAGLINES AT HALF PRICE!
After I asked him what he meant, he replied that freedom consisted of the unimpeded right to get rich, to use his ability, no matter what the cost to others, to win advancement.
-- Norman Thoma...
After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I'm going to try to get back and visit my skeleton at least once a year, because, "Hey, old buddy, how's it going?
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
-- Cato the Elder (234-149 B.C.)...
After I run your program, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?

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