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A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator. -- Paul Valery
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor kind of business. -- Henry Ford
A business with an income at its heels Furnishes always oil for its own wheels.
-- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- Retirement, Line 614...
abusus non tollit usum - abuse does not pass with use, i.
e. abuse is not a reason for giving up the legitimate use of a thing....
ACADEME: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught.
Academy: A modern school where football is taught. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Academicians care, that's who.
Academic politics is the most vicious and bitter form of politics, because the stakes are so low.
-- Wallace Sayre...
A camel is a horse designed by committee. A brontosaurus is a salamander designed to Mil-Spec.
A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe.
A candidate for office can have no greater advantage than muddled syntax
no greater liability than a command of the language. -- Marya Manne...

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