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A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
A candour affected is a dagger concealed. -- Marcus Aurelius (121-180 AD) -- Meditations, book 9.
A candy a day gives the dentist his pay.
A cannibal only opens his mouth to change your feet.
A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
A can of worms full of Pandora's boxes.
a capite ad calcem - from the head to the heel
his could be amended with a Latin dicky to 'from the head to the stomach', which seems ap...
A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and the Holy Ghost on drums.
-- Hunter S. Thompso...
A car and a truck approaching each other on an otherwise deserted road will meet at the narrow bridge.
-- Quigley's Law...
A card game doesn't exactly prepare me for this. Yes, the stakes are higher, but then isn't that where the game gets interesting, Commander.
-- Riker and Picard, "The Price", stardate 43385.6...

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