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A cardinal rule of politics: never get caught in bed with a live man or a dead woman.
-- Larry Hagman (as J. R. Ewing in Dallas)...
A career is a job that has gone on too long. -- Jeff MacNelly
A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair -- Graffiti 4/13/83
A carefully planned project takes two times longer to complete than expected.
-- Golub's Second Law of Computerdom...
A car is just a big purse on wheels. -- Johanna Reynold
A car that starts when you have to go to work won't turn over on your day off. -- Doug Larso
A cast of Alexander's forehead: the ridges of a warrior.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
-- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1844-1900)...
A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!
A cat always land on it's feet - unless ya tie a brick round it's neck.
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