Quotations - Old

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I don't care who you are, Fatso. Just get those reindeer off my roof.
Is there any intelligent life in this planet?" "No. I'm just visiting in here.
Let me think...I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?
-- Tradition tells us these are the last words of sir Isaac Newto...
Make love, not war." "I'm married, I do both.
So when I die, the first thing I will see in Heaven is a score list?
This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extereme violence.
-- Vivian, "The Young One...
Trust me, I know what I'm doing." -- Sledgehamme
What are you doing?" "Examining the world's major religions.
I'm looking for something that's light on morals, has lots of holidays, and with a short initiation period....
What is your operation plan?" "Just get violent, babe. Just get violent." -- Dempsey & Makepeace
What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God.

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