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A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone, somewhere, is having fun.
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. -- Carl Sandburg
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
-- Don Qui...
A booming voice says, "Wrong, cretin!", and you notice that you have turned into a pile of dust.
A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have enlightened him with ours.
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expexted
a carefully planned project will take only twice as long....
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