Quotations - Old

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A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
A chiseler is a man who goes stag to a wife-swapping party.
A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He's a Commie.
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
-- Bill Vaugha...
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. -- Herbert Prochnow
A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
-- Alfred E. Wiggam...
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.
-- Franklin D. Roosevel...
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.

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