Quotations - Old

Quotations - Old

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A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper. -- Dye
A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern. -- Edgar A. Shoaff
A day for firm decisions!! Or is it?
A day without sunshine is like night.
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age. -- Robert Fro
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the...
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Ogden Nash
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. -- Winston Churchill

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