Quotations - Old

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I hate it when people call me paranoid. It makes me feel persecuted.
I have recently been examining all the known superstitions of the world
I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer. -- Kehlog Albra
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-- Albert Einstei...
I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent. -- Ashleigh Brillia
I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away.
I own my own body, but I share.
I prefer the most unjust peace to the most righteous war. -- Cicero
I really hate this damned machine I wish that they would sell it.
It never does quite what I want But only what I tell it....
I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
-- J. Edgar Hoove...

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