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I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
I'm never through with a girl until I've had her three ways. -- J. F. Kennedy
I'm not afraid of work... I can even sleep beside it.
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get....
I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
I'm sorry if the correct way of doing things offends you.
I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.
I've told you a million times not to exaggerate. -- The Young One
If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law. -- Roy Santoro
If God doesn't destroy San Francisco, He should apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah.
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