Quotations - Old

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If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it. -- Edward A. Murphy Jr.
If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out. If thy dick offends thee, whack it off.
If voting should change anything, there would be a law against it.
If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are headed.
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -- Chekhov
If you are too cute some monsters might be tempted to embrace you.
If you can believe ten impossible things before breakfast, then you should joi
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. -- J. Paul Getty

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