Quotations - Old

Quotations - Old

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If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
If it doesn't have recursive function calls, Real Software Engineers don't program in it.
If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
If men couldn't fuck there'd be a bounty on their heads.
If only I could be respected without having to be respectable.
If only I could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without having to accomplish anything.
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-- Einstei...
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder. -- Pope John Paul I
If the input editor has been designed to reject all bad input, an ingenious idiot will discover a method to get bad data past it.

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