Quotations - Old

Quotations - Old

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If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.
If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads.
If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.
If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
If I traveled to the end of the rainbow As Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me The pot's at the other end.
-- Bert Whitney...
If Reagan is the answer, it must have been a VERY silly question.
If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith...
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

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