Quotations - Old

Quotations - Old

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If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.
But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and none dare criticize it....
If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. -- Earl Wilso
If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try different position.
If you want to feel great, you must eat something real big.
If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.
Ignorance is the Mother of Devotion. -- Robert Burto
Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows. -- Robert G. Ingersoll
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. -- Jules de Gaultie
Imbesi's Law with Freeman's Extension: In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty
but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean....

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