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Slick's Three Laws of the Universe: (1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
(2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat. (3) There are two types of dirt: the da...
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.
-- Bertrand Russell...
So, if there's no God, who changes the water? -- New Yorker cartoon of two goldfish in a bowl
Sodd's Second Law: Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur.
Sodomy is a pain in the ass.
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them. -- Ed Howe
Some people live life in the fast lane. You're in oncoming traffic.
Some points to remember [about animals]: (1) Don't go to sleep under big animals, e.
g., elephants, rhinoceri, hippopotamuse...
Some women are like musical glasses. To keep them in tune they must be wet. -- Samuel Coleridge
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. -- Lily Tomli

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